Breaking up is hard enough
Dad: “Hey Mimi, sorry you break up wit your boyfriend.”
Me: “Well actually he broke up with me…”
Dad: “WHAT?! You show me someone better looking or smarter than my Mimi! YOU SHOW ME ONE PERSON! Well… maybe your sister…”
Al-beano
Dad: “Hey Mimi let’s go to Taco Bell”
Me: “Dad, you know you can’t eat like that anymore.”
Dad: “No no it is OK I take Albino”
Me: “…what?”
Dad: “Albino, I take Albino and I don’t have problem”
Me: “Dad, you know what Albino means, right? It’s someone with no pigmentation”
Dad: “..no it is a pill that makes you not fart”
Me: “I think you mean Beano…”
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Comb your hair
Dad: “Mimi, you look depressed. Is it because you have no boyfriend? Maybe if you combed your hair people wouldn’t think you’re a lesbian.”
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Depressed
Dad: “Mimi, your mom told you’re depressed. You need to exercise.”
Me: “Yeah dad I did, I just feel a little sad.”
Dad: “Why? Now you have boyfriend.”
Me: “I mean just because I have a boyfriend doesn’t mean I’m instantly happy…”
Dad: “Ok you go call your boyfriend and you be happy.”
Me: “Dad, I’ll be fine, I don’t need him for everything.”
Dad: “Ok, you sad because you not married?”
Diversity Day
Dad: “See Mimi, this is how this America is becoming… every time I read the newspaper I see someone Asian!”
Me: “Dad America is really diverse, it’s not like there are only asians.”
Dad: “Yeah well always I see Asian names. Like Chung, Yang,……Chung…”
On the Run
Me: “Dad, why do you look terrified?”
Dad: “Mimi, I go to wikileaks yesterday and now I believe Julian Assange knows”
Me: “Dad… Julian Assange is in jail number one, and number two a lot of people go to wikileaks, it’s fine.”
Dad: “No! My browser, it now goes to a very very weird foreign site, I believe Julian Assange is hacking my computer! Come look at!”
Me: “….Dad that’s BBC… it’s a news site…”
A Liberal Education
Dad: “You know what Mimi, I am happy you finally found boyfriend. Now I don’t have to pretend to my friends that you are straight.”
Me: “Dad… you don’t have to pretend… I AM straight.”
Dad: “Then why you have no boyfriend for a while??”
Me: “Just because I don’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t mean I’m gay.”
Dad to mom: “What are these kids learning at that liberal university?!”
Lost in Translation
Dad to uncle Joe: “You know what, he can go bankrupt, I don’t give chit!”
Uncle Joe to me: “What’s chit?”
Me: “I think he’s trying to say he doesn’t give a shit”
Uncle Joe: “Oh good, for a minute there I thought I was having a stroke.”
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